Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story!

Over at Fox 61’s website (serving CT!) they relate a story of a man, legally named Almighty Supremebeing Allah. To quote the story:

“He was charged with Reckless Driving, Disobeying an Officers Signal, Interfering with an Officer, Criminal Attempt/Sale of Cocaine Criminal Attempt/Possession of Cocaine.

Police say Allah was held on a $260,000.00 bond and will be in Manchester Superior Court on Friday.”

Dude. “Police say Allah was held on a $260,000.00 bond” might be my favorite sentence this week.