Just got this in from two emails and then saw it on someone’s blog so the whole internet takes credit for this at once. The Muppet Whatnot Workshop at FAO Schwartz opens October 22nd.

And you might be wondering “What’s a Whatnot?” – Jim Henson explains:

Anyway you’ll be able to go to FAO Schwatz and participate in the workshop, or, actually, build and buy online right here, come Oct 22nd. Whatnots are expected to go for around $130 each.

And that’s expensive. But it’s also a muppet, for fuck’s sake. Fuck. I want a muppet. Fuck. I want a muppet bad. Damn it. Muppet!