Ladies and gentlemen I present you with the slapBOOM. What is the slapBOOM, you ask? Well it is only one of the most sought after, rarest and most dangerous fighting techniques known to man.

No, not really. It’s just someone getting slapped like a little girl by her Unicorn lover and then getting fucking decked like a Japanese schoolboy after he masturbates into his friends lunch.

slapBOOM!