How Many Days Again?
APK | October 27, 2008 | 6:08 pmOverheard on the way home:
Man 1: My birthday is Halloween!
Man 2: I don’t believe that.
Man 1: October 29th, 1959!
Man 2: Halloween is on October 31st.
Man 1: October only got 29 days.
Man 2: That’s February!
Man 1: Halloween ain’t in February, shit.

I believe it. You should have asked him to spell February. The result might have amused you.