Come on, it’d be more interesting and more socially relevant!

Maybe, but it’s just mean.

Do you have something against alternative lifestyles then?

No! I just don’t think he would appreciate this conversation.

Did I mention more interesting as well as far more socially relevant?

I don’t know…

S/He-Man and the Gender Questioning Masters of the Universe! Come on!

By the Power of Greyskull?

S/He has the power to work out his or her own gender identity! It’d be a great show! We just have to rework the other characters.

You guys suck. Man, who wants to walk in on this conversation happening about THEM? Shit.

Quiet down, S/He-man, we’re thinking.

I will not be quiet!

Shhh! All right, Man-at-Arms can be, like, Chick-with-Dick?

Potential! She keeps the country safe, even though she often feels strange and rejected. Sure.

What? No! Leave this alone. Just stop!

Man-E-Faces is too easy.

Man-E-Genders, totally.

I was thinking Man-E-Facials. The porn star of the group.

Ew. I mean. Oh.

Like you’ve never!

I have, in fact, never!

I don’t believe it.

Ya, come on, you were a rock star!

I will laser you right in your cast-off fur britches. As for you, Mr. Dark Knight, I have not and don’t intend to.

Even when drunk after a show, surrounded by hot strapping groupies? Even then? In the depths of depravity?

There.. th-there was once…

Knew it! Moving on. King Randor?

King Randy!

Buzz-Off?

Bum-Off!

Bum-Off?

His ass comes off, so it can be used and passed around, leaving him to fight for justice while still letting people… you know.

Good one!

I really hate you guys.

Skeletor?

Sexually confused enough as it is. Leave him alone.

HAHAHAHAH! I HEARD THAT!

I know you did. Now go play with some make-up.

HAHAHAH! ALL RIGHT!

Yeesh.

Gah.

So who do we pitch this to?

I was just going to use my endless pool of cash to make it happen.

Endless pool of cash?

I have a big pool. It is full of cash. When it starts to get low Alfred dumps more cash in.

Do you swim in it?

Do I look like Scrooge McDuck? No, I do not. Swimming in hard currency is fairly ill-advised. No, I don’t swim in it I spend it. To fight crime.

And make gender questioning cartoons out of beloved classics.

And that.