Hey man, how was the holiday?

Pretty good, you know, I had my family over, we ate a lot – the usual. You?

Pretty much the same. That’s us. Two family men, celebrating family with our families.

Dear lord, try and work the word family in there once more why don’t you? What happened? Stripper buffet?

They have a really good buffet at the club, what can I say?

And your family?

They went to somewhere.

They “went to somewhere,” that’s the best you can do?

It was somewhere good, I’m pretty sure.

Damn, Feldawg, don’t you get it? Thanksgiving is a day when we gather with our closest loved ones and we…

Get a twofer on lap dances if you can eat a turkey leg with no hands!

Well, not where I was going with that, but all right.

Strippers are immoral.

What do you care?

They sell their flesh for money. They’re often…

Perfectly nice girls. Damn, Wedgie-Man, relax.

How can you side with them?

How can you not? You know when I was stripping…

Be still my heart.

Be still my … well, lower. Just…

We get it, Erecto-Lad.

You were a stripper?

For a summer, sure.

What else have you done, then?

Jesus, uhm, I’ve… done hard drugs and once, in Reno…

You shot a man, just to watch him DIE?!

That was Cash, I just stole car.

Join the club! Woohoo!

High-five!

Car thief five!

Batcuff five.

Hey, get those off!

You’re a criminal!

Not in this state, technically, under this name!

There are so many things wrong with this…

Listen, if we’re alone? Sure break out the cuffs, but for serious? You know I can laser through these things faster than you can say “Holograms,” right?

But you won’t because you…*ugh*

What the?

Phaser. On stun.

That thing works?

Fuck yeah. Of course it works!

But it’s a prop!

Your mom is a prop. This is a phaser. Dumbass.

Thanks, but when he wakes up?

Joker gas, hallucinations, Mr. Freeze, fear gas. All at once. It was terrible. But they went thataway.

That is kinda mean…

And he’s kinda a twat. What can you do?

You’re sweet Bill.

Thanks, sweetheart, now get going.

I’m sweet, too!

You’re a letch!

A sweet letch.

Maybe.

Take my fedora to escape in…

Yeeeeah, not subtle. I’ll see you boys later.

S’long, toots.

Catch ya on the flip-flop!

Peace out, homies!

She’s a nice girl.

She’s hot.

Whatever.

No, really.

I hear you, dawg, but breathe slow, huh?

Where… what happened to me?

Joker fear scarecrow Mr. Freeze gas attack. But we chased them away.

I… I should go after them.

You should. Quickly. They went that way.

Thank you, Shatner, Feldman. Damn it, Jem got away!

She’s hot.

You should see her in a Catwoman outfit.

NO!

Yes.

NO!

Yup. Anyway, I need to go chase, uhhh, who, again?

Killer Moth.

Right! Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed! GO, SPEED, GO!

He seem a bit confused to you?

Not much more than normal.

So, anyway. Did I tell you about Didi?

Stripper? On Thanksgiving?

Yeah. She had an ass like apple pie.

Flaky and sticky?

I hate you, Bill.

I still have a phaser, Feldawg. Tell your story.

Right. So Didi….