So I was sitting with an open tab. More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia. It would seem that the Aussie magazine Ralph was going to include them all in the next issue but they’ve vanished.

So while I have that tab up, Courtney sends me a link to Wall Street Journal’s Marketwatch which, for some unfathomable reason, is talking about Mr.Skin’s Top 20 Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2008 list.

These items have nothing to do with each other.

But back to the first news story (because the second isn’t news by any stretch and is really … just really?) I wanna see the kid at the beach when 130k fake boobs wash ashore at once. Like some Penthouse Gilligan’s Island gag. All uninflated and sun-worn. Boobs. 130k boobs. Bobbing in the waves.

I want to see that kid’s face.