Hey!

Hey, Feldawg.

What’s up, Shatmeister?

You haven’t heard?

Heard what?

We’ve been cancelled.

What?! … What?! …. WHAT?!

Yeah, I thought you got the memo, too.

Some scrap of paper?

Right. The memo.

Tossed it. What did it say?

Here, read mine.

Wow, ok, uhm, so … hmm … right … but he can’t … we ARE?!

We’re off the air. This is our last hurrah, my friend.

But we get ratings! The people love our show!

You know, back when we started this show, on a lark, just you and me, I didn’t think it would get this far. But now, we’ve had a good run, man.

No! Don’t talk negative! We can fight this! Rally everyone else! Get a stay of execution!

Corey. Listen to me. It’s a done deal. Haven’t you noticed we’re alone?

W-what does that mean?

We’re ending it like it began.

NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yup. Just you and me. Still, I am told there’s a reason for this. That something else is coming.

What does that mean?

No clue. Anyway, I was thinking. You know how on some shows or movies they do those recaps to tell you how everyone ended up?

Oh I love those!

Me too! Let’s do one for Talking Heads before anyone else notices!

Right on! Uhm where to start, oh I know! Skeletor eventually hit bottom. While recovering from his illnesses he found the Lord and became a Baptist Minister.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PRAISE THE LORD!

Good one! All right! Jan eventually realized all of her problems stemmed from the one thing she couldn’t admit. Once she accepted who and what she really was she gained immense power!

Gone, gone, form of Jan…

Rise the demon Hoff, again!

Did you just steal from Kirby’s Demon comics?

I so did.

Right on, I was always a Kamandi guy myself.

Hmmm long haired blonde boy wearing only a loincloth. Right then.

Hey! So who else… Jem rejoined the Holograms, became a huge hit in Denmark for a few years but was always oddly unsatisfied. Eventually she moved back to the states and became the new Robin.

I hate these short shorts. And why red?! Red sucks.

Rowr.

You have issues.

I love it! Robotic Yul Brynner and H.A.L. formed an alt-rock band with Vader, which is still popular in Denmark.

We’re the NEW Misfits!

Rock! Rock! ROCK!

I preferred “Draw,” myself.

ROCK!

Zod, of course, admitted his love for Ming. They got married on Mongo.

I, Zod, take you, Ming, to be my Merciless one. In conquest and defeat.

We will know no defeat!

Yesssss!

Huzzah! Now gimmie some super-sugar, baby!

Mmmm you taste like Nod.

I am so creeped out right now.

What about Mr. T? Or He-Man? Nimoy? I mean shit, we had a lot of people on this show, didn’t we?

Yeah, the rest of them went back to their lives and sold butter on the Home Shopping Network at 4 AM.

Well, sir, it has been a pleasure working with you.

Right on! It’s been an honor.

Mister Feldman.

Mister Shatner.

That’s us, I think.

Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That’s all folks!

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Tune in tomorrow for a long explanation of why Talking Heads is ending and what is replacing it. Because this may be an ending, true believer, but it is also a beginning!