(via Koco 5) JONES, Okla. — A squirrel caught fire, sparking a blaze Wednesday morning that resulted in the evacuation of an elementary school in Jones, fire officials said.
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A. Flaming. Squirrel.

A squirrel that was on fire. Now it turns out they think the squirrel touched two power lines and set fire to the world. It burned 5 acres. Flaming squirrel.