A good publisher is one who drunkenly texts you while he is a few time zones away and you have a beer. Because we shouldn’t let a silly thing like distance stop us from drinking together.

“Jesus. Skipping is not an option. Walking questionable. I’m a pansy, remember?”

And yet he can still type on a phone! Ladies and gentlemen give it up for drunken texting! And let’s all hope that Pete doesn’t try to skip, after all.