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I like to think it’s because our hearts are pure.

APK | February 3, 2009 | 11:26 am

Sometimes you need to randomly quote the Adam West Batman show:

Catwoman: “Let noone say that Catwoman is not the best-dressed woman in the world.”
Batman: “There are no fashion shows where you’re going, Catwoman.”
Robin: “And how could a feline feloness like you also be a fashion model?”
Batman: “Ah-ah. Give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is attractive. You’ll know more about that in a couple of years.”

Batman: “Cattail Lane and Nine Lives Alley. The Grimalkin Novelty Company is on that corner.”
Robin: “Grimalkin? What kind of a name is that?”
Batman: “An obscure but nevertheless acceptable synonym for cat, Robin.”

Batman: “Most Americans don’t realize what we owe to the ancient Incas. Very few appreciate they gave us the white potato and many varieties of Indian corn.”
Robin: “Now whenever I eat mashed potatos, I for one will think of the Incas.”

Robin: “How about rushing the place, Batman?”
Batman: “Shh. I think not, Robin. All they’ve done so far is stolen a few items, attempted to kill you, me, and Batgirl. No, I think they plan something really big.”

Robin: “You can’t get away from Batman that easy!”
Batman: “Easily.”
Robin: “Easily.”
Batman: “Good grammar is essential, Robin.”
Robin: “Thank you.”
Batman: “You’re welcome.”

Robin: “Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared!”
Batman: “I wasn’t scared in the least.”
Robin: “Not at all?”
Batman: “Haven’t you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?”
Robin: “Yeah, because we’re smarter than they are!”
Batman: “I like to think it’s because our hearts are pure.”

Batman: “Yes, Robin, your bird calls are close to perfect. If more people practiced them, someday we might have a chance for real communication with our feathered friends.”
Robin: “In that case I think I’ll polish up my ruby-crowned kinglet and my rose-breasted yellow-tailed grouse-beak calls.”


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