All right so the image below is kinda long. But bear with me. Below is a screen shot from Auto-Trader.com, a site that lets you sell or buy cars. Simple. It’s a 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII and it goes for $1200 cold. Not bad, so far. Now let me show you the ad:

So as you looked at that, everything looked great, right? Until, if you saw it, you got to the comments. To recap them:

Car was used in adult film “Highway Gangbang – In Da Butt.” May require some light interior cleaning. Car must be moved ASAP.

Uhm. Well, Jesus. I am going to guess that the car would need far more than “light” interior cleaning. Perhaps a light interior boiling? Also I want to know, I mean highway gangbang “in da butt,” as it were, sounds dangerous. Sex on the highway is bad enough but a gangbang inside a moving car? Even though the Mark VIII is a fairly roomy car, I don’t think you can have a safety conscious gangbang inside one while on the road, much less one that focused so heavily on anal.

But anyway. If you wanted to buy piece of film history you could! I guess. If this counts. It’s a piece of something.