(via Book of Joe, who has a cat that walks on a treadmill so maybe he knows whereof he speaks with these things): Cats are a problem. I mean I love my cat, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes she doesn’t want to do what I tell her. Which is where the Control A Cat remote control comes in!

Yes you can buy the Control A Cat at Perpetual Kid for only $9.99!

From the product description –
Operating Instructions:

• Point remote at subject
• Push any button on the remote
• Hope for the best

No batteries required… powered by positive thinking!

And that sounds about right to me. So yeah, a gag remote for the cat. And yet it tempts me so. Let’s get a blown up pic of it, shall we?

There we are. I think the eject logo on the Fur Ball button is fantastic. I just love the idea. The same company makes Control A Dog and Control A Boss models but let’s be honest here. You can train a dog or a boss. A cat is a different matter and I think it is about time fake technology stepped in to make it (not at all) easier!

(They also have Drumstick pencils that I really kinda want but in no way need.)