There have been many Batman hoodies over time. Many of them. But this one wins some sort of prize.

Not only is it kinda just ugly but then you can zip it all the way up and it has a face on it! WHY DOES IT HAVE A FACE? Like do you think someone will mistake you for Batman if you have a black and white hoodie on with a FACE ON IT?

For the record the eyes have a mesh over them you can supposedly see though. According to the website: It’s a type of mesh that you can see through while still keeping others from seeing you. (If you have trouble because the hoodie’s too far from your face, try some double sided tape to keep the hoodie up against your face.)

Yes, if your hoodie won’t let you see through the fake face just try taping it to your head. Sound advice, thank you gentlemen! And really the cheap grey scale of it all just feels like something they did on a laser printer at Kinkos, you know? Quality fucking work. Christ this thing is horrible and ugly.

You can buy one here if you insist. Keep in mind they cost as follows: L – XL $73.99 / XXL $77.99 / XXXL $77.99

That’s a lot of money to wear someone’s grey-scale screen printed face.