(Liss made me do it.
To the tune of Baby Got Back, which you already knew unless you ARE new.)

Oh, my, god. Adam, look at that fruit.
It is so big. *scoff* It looks like,
one of those forbidden things.
But, you know, who understands that God guy? *scoff*
He only talks to us, because,
we looks like we’re in his image, ‘kay?
I mean, that fruit, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
out there, I mean – gross. Look!
It’s just so … red!

I like big sins and I can not lie
You other sinners can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty faith
And devotion in her face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice that soul was stuffed
Deep in the prayers she’s weaving
I’m hooked and I can’t stop sinning
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your innocence

So, demons! (Yeah!) demons! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend eaten apples? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to sin it! (Win it!) Sin it! (Win it!)
Commit that healthy sin!
Apples got sin!