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• Bastard Claus vs. the Anti-Christmas Robot Invasion!

  (Since Christmas Day is often slow on the old Interwebs I decided to write up some original holiday fiction for you all to enjoy. And so here you go. All Read More

• Punk Vagina Saves The City.

  Charlene Russole bore down. Her strumming hand flew over the strings, forcing note upon note to scream from her guitar. Sweat ran down her face and dripped onto the stage. Read More

• A Few Things I Learned by Letting Sitcoms Raise Me:

  * No matter how bad things get they will be resolved before the next major crises comes up. * Always make plans in a huddle, in the corner of a Read More

• Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead

  Guildenstern: All your life you live so close to brains they become a permanent hunger in the pit of your stomach. And when something nudges it into outline, it’s like Read More

• Cookie Puss – the mysteries within.

  So when I was looking for a picture of Fudgie earlier I also considered using Cookie Puss. Somehow or another I ended up at the Wikipedia page for Cookie Puss. Read More