Daniel: Why didn’t you tell me?
Porkagi: Tell what?
Daniel: That you knew how to make bacon.
Porkagi: You not ask.
Daniel: Well, where’d you learn it?
Porkagi: Father.
Daniel: But I thought he was a truffle digger.
Porkagi: In Louisiana, all Porkagi know two things: truffle and bacon.

Porkagi: First, roll in mud. Then splatter. Splatter on…
Daniel: Hey, why do I have to…?
Porkagi: Ah ah! Remember deal! No questions!
Daniel: Yeah, but…
Porkagi: Oink!
Porkagi: Splatter on, wallow right. Splatter off, wallow left. Splatter on, splatter off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Splatter on, splatter off. Don’t forget to breathe, very important.
Porkagi: Splatter on, splatter off.

Greese: What do we study here?
Karate Class: THE WAY OF THE PORK SIR.
Greese: And what is that way?
Karate Class: FRY FIRST. FRY HARD. NO TURKEY SIR.
Greese: I can’t hear you.
Karate Class: FRY FIRST. FRY HARD. NO TURKEY SIR.

Greese: Sweep the pig.
Greese: Do you have a problem with that?
Johnny Lawrence: No, Sensei.
Greese: No mercy.