“There must be some post written here,” said the whiner to the thief,
“There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief.
Journalists, they link my whine, tweeners dig my mirth,
None of them googling the entry know what any of it is worth.”

“No reason to post excited,” the thief, he kindly spoke,
“There are many here among us who feel that blogs are but a joke.
But you and I, we’ve been dugg for that, and this is not our fate,
So let us not post falsely now, the hour is getting late.”

All along the blogtower, commentors kept the view
While all the cosplayers came and went, bodymod fetishists, too.

Outside in the distance a sysadmin did growl,
Two posters were approaching, WordPress began to howl…