Except he’s an old man. Still how can you see this and not think Mallrats?

Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don’t hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent – I don’t care which one – but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

I think he gets extra points for almost pulling an ass-360.