From the mind of The one TRUE b!x comes the Hail Juan. You know I remember when this was started, back in the 90s and fuck I forget bits of it all the time. But lord, b!x nailed it back then and it still stands today. So now,for easy future reference I give you the complete Hail Juan!

Hail Juan
Full of grace
The Bean is with Thee.

Blessed art Thou among bloggers
And blessed is the fruit of Thy agriculture
Coffee.

Holy Juan
Father of *twitch*
Pray for us sinners
Now and at the hour of our final cup.