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Virgins, now in chart form, by major.

APK | March 19, 2009 | 11:49 am

Considering your major? Well now the fine folks at Wellesley College’s Counterpoint Magazine have given you a handy guide that may help your decision:

Yes this chart shows you the percentage of students at Wellesley that are virgins, by major. So if, for example, you really like biology, chances are you will not get to study it … uhm outside the lab … much at all. At least 72% of you won’t. Spanish majors get laid more often than French majors and Computer Science nerds seem to get it on a lot.

Though no one, and I mean no one fucks more than Studio Art majors. It is now a proven fact.


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One Response to “Virgins, now in chart form, by major.”

  1. Crys says:
    March 19, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    And to think they all laughed at my Art History degree.

    I didn’t hear them.

    I was too busy fucking.

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