A lot of people use scales to place their feelings or whatever on a firm place so that they can relate them to other such objects. Many people use a scale of 1 to 10. I hereby propose a new scale: A Scale of One to Jem. Provided below is the scale:
A Scale of One to Jem
Jem – Everything is outrageous. Truly, truly outrageous.
Kimber – Things are so outrageous! Just not truly outrageous.
Aja – Awww yeah. Riffin’ a kick-ass solo and rocking the spandex. Life’s sweet.
Shana – Day’s a bit brighter, yo. Hell, things are good.
Raya – Hey, it isn’t all sunshine but you can probably see how it might be, someday.
Stormer – It’s all good. Shut up. Whatever, man.
Roxy – Yeah, stuff is mostly all right, but you know, world kinda sucks.
Pizzaz – The only reason things aren’t worse is probably because some rich relative is paying to fix the damage, but take that away and RUT ROH, REORGE!
Jetta – Well at least things haven’t gone to “Eric” but man they ain’t far off.
Eric – Dude, everything sucks and is awful.
And as a bonus, since this is a musical group, sometimes you have to turn it up to 11:
Synergy – Dude, holograms, headbands and knee boots. \m/