A Scale of One to Jem

A lot of people use scales to place their feelings or whatever on a firm place so that they can relate them to other such objects. Many people use a scale of 1 to 10. I hereby propose a new scale: A Scale of One to Jem. Provided below is the scale:

A Scale of One to Jem

Jem – Everything is outrageous. Truly, truly outrageous.

Kimber – Things are so outrageous! Just not truly outrageous.

Aja – Awww yeah. Riffin’ a kick-ass solo and rocking the spandex. Life’s sweet.

Shana – Day’s a bit brighter, yo. Hell, things are good.

Raya – Hey, it isn’t all sunshine but you can probably see how it might be, someday.

Stormer – It’s all good. Shut up. Whatever, man.

Roxy – Yeah, stuff is mostly all right, but you know, world kinda sucks.

Pizzaz – The only reason things aren’t worse is probably because some rich relative is paying to fix the damage, but take that away and RUT ROH, REORGE!

Jetta – Well at least things haven’t gone to “Eric” but man they ain’t far off.

Eric – Dude, everything sucks and is awful.

And as a bonus, since this is a musical group, sometimes you have to turn it up to 11:

Synergy – Dude, holograms, headbands and knee boots. \m/

By Adam P. Knave

Adam P. Knave wrote this, but you knew that, since this is his site. That's kinda how it works.

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