Vrax: If Thor had Chlamydia would it be a the thunderclap?

APK: Yes. Yes it would.

Vrax: Zeus too right?

APK: They prolly got it from each other.

Vrax: Well Zeus gave it to Thor’s goats and um…

APK: Zeus and Thor sittin’ in a tree K-I-S-S-BOOM-CRACK-KRAKATHOOM! First comes rain, them comes thunder, then they both impregnate a poor farm woman and refuse to admit the child as theirs.