(via FOXHouston) STOCKHOLM – Police say a Japanese pop star dressed up as a pineapple has been robbed while shooting a music video in southern Sweden.

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Ok. So let’s see. He was dressed as a pineapple. He’s a J-Pop star. He was in Sweden. It’s like a version of LSD Clue. Not that I don’t love me some LSD Clue. It’s a personal fave, really. But still! Pineapple, J-Pop, Sweden, mugging. And you just know they’ll steal this story for an episode of CSI: What the Holy Fuck within a few weeks.

Christ then it’ll be a very special episode of the new Beverly Hills 90210 (is that even still on?) where they’ll be all:

Dylan: See, Brandon, this is what happens.

Brandon: Damn it, Dylan, don’t be a know-it-all! In the midwest this doesn’t happen!

Brenda: Brandon! We’re not in the midwest now! We’re in L.A.! And in L.A. sometimes you get mugged if you sing J-Pop while dressed as a pineapple!

Kelly: Totally, man, you guys are so uncool.

Brenda: Why do you have to hurt me so, Kelly? *runs off crying*

Dylan: Damn you, Kelly! *runs after Brenda*

Brandon: So … the pineapple suit was a mistake?

Kelly: So was the singing.

At least I think that’s how it would go. I mean those characters aren’t really there anymore but the new ones, well who cares, right? Yeah.

But to recap once more:

Pineapple costume. J-Pop star. Sweden. Mugged.