THERE IS A NEW COLLECTION OF UNPUBLISHED MARK TWAIN ESSAYS.

Called Who is Mark Twain? (from one of the essays: In “Frank Fuller and My First New York Lecture” Twain plasters the city with ads to promote his talk at the Cooper Union (he is terrified no one will attend). Later that day, Twain encounters two men gazing at one of his ads. One man says to the other: “Who is Mark Twain?” The other responds: “God knows—I don’t.”) the book is twenty-four new and unpublished bits picked by Hirst (the guy what runs the Mark Twain Project at UC Berkeley)

I haven’t been this hot for a book since… wow. New Twain? Yeah that got ordered with next day shipping. You should order Who Is Mark Twain?, too, you know.