I have found the best book ever and it is Shatnerquake!

Shatnerquake by Jeff Burk has the following desc:

“It’s Shatner VS Shatners!

It’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and – of course – William Shatner!

No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson…that the real William Shatner doesn’t take crap from anybody. Not even himself.

It’s Shatnertastic!”

Uhm. It’s 100 pages. And 10 bucks. And I can’t buy it yet. I am sad. But money is kinda tight. Anyone wanna buy me a book that you just know I’ll review here in glorious detail?

Holy shit. Shatnerquake

EDITED! Fuck that, Im buying it and will have it in a couple of days. I’m hoping to have a review done before next weekend, yo.