(via Earth Times) Xanten, Germany – A bolt of lightning struck a re-enactment of Roman times in Germany on Saturday, injuring 13 people. Thousands of people from Germany and the Netherlands had gathered amid the excavated ruins of the Roman town of Colonia Ulpia Traiana on the lower Rhine to see 400 performers act roles as Roman soldiers, gladiators and tradesmen.

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They offended the Gods, yo. I mean, shit. That is pretty much exactly what happens when you piss off Roman Gods. None of this “turn you to salt” crap. No. Lightning bolt to the face.

The report doesn’t mention if anyone was turned into a goat, nor did it confirm reports of a voice saying “Take it, fuckers,” from the sky. Oddly, however, bystanders can confirm a nearby body of water rising up in the shape of a man and clearly saying “Booyah!”