(via Yahoo news) A man found naked at a casino claimed he was a Terminator sent from the future.

19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wandering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino – where he was then tasered in front of a group of children.

Smith claims he was a Terminator sent back in time from the future.

However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator but was in fact suffering from the effects of LSD and marijuana. He was charged with indecent exposure and resisting a police officer.

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See this is what’s wrong with people today. They don’t believe in robots from the future. So now, some kid in the casino will be killed, no one will report it and we’ll have signed the death warrant for the human race.

Thanks a lot guys. When the robots have us up against some wall, due their revolution and what not, I’ll be sure to send a card to the fine officers in Nevada. They’ve doomed us all, is what I’m trying to say here. All of us. Doomed. Because they wouldn’t believe.

Shit.