Coworker: I miss Mario.

Me: The plumber?

Coworker: The video game.

Me: Right. Yes, Mario was awesome.

Coworker: I learned a lot playing Mario.

Me: I got kicked out of a zoo once for jumping on turtles.

Coworker: WHAT?!

Me: Well, Mario taught me…

Coworker: You’re kidding right?

Me: About Mario? Never. He jumped on turtles all the time.

Coworker: But… you… I… you DIDN’T REALLY! Did you?

Me: Well that’s why they kicked me out. Mario steered me wrong.

Coworker: You’re just kidding.

Me: Look at me. Consider this. Me. Would I, me, right here, jump on turtles to see if Mario was right?

Coworker: … Yeah. Maybe?

Me: But I didn’t.

Coworker: Right.

Me: Naw, man, shit you never know if they’re ninjas!

Coworker: Mario jumped on the Ninja Turtles?

Me: OH SNAP!

Coworker: Wow…

Me: Shredder is in another castle.