(via lots of places but right now Commercial Appeal) Arlington mayor fires at Obama online.

In the opinion of Arlington Mayor Russell Wiseman, President Barack Obama’s speech on Tuesday night on the war in Afghanistan was deliberately timed to block the Christian message of the “Peanuts” television Christmas special.

Wiseman made the statements on his Facebook page, where he declared Obama to be a Muslim. Only people on Wiseman’s “friend’s list” had access to the post. He has more than 1,600 friends on Facebook.

“Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch ‘The Charlie Brown Christmas Special’ and our muslim president is there, what a load…..try to convince me that wasn’t done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it….w…hen the answer should simply be ‘yes’….”

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Wait. What?

Yeah. So this guy goes on to be all “Well I posted it online and it wasn’t public,” because he still thinks that no one would ever send that shit anywhere. I don’t care, if you post something online, even private, it can get out. But let’s move away from that and back to the “holy fuck sticks what the fuck just happened” of the situation. Can you imagine what this guy thinks happened?

Obama is in the Oval Office, contemplating what to do. Then he has an idea. The easiest way to destroy the morale and religious center of this country, since the country is so obviously only Christian and since Obama is obviously Muslim (except it isn’t and he isn’t but why bother with facts?), is to thwart the Charlie Brown Christmas Special. Without that, why, we’ll just all turn into pinko commie bastards, I suppose.

First of all, best, pettiest abuse of power ever! Secondly, seriously? The fucking Peanuts special matters that much? Now, if Obama gave a speech and managed to take every airing of It’s A Wonderful Life out, every one for the entire season, I might think he was up to something.

And just think! This paranoid, raving lunatic is in office! Hooray!