It seems the folks over at Calgary Cosplay make custom hoodies. They’ll make you a Pikachu hoodie, or a (Other Pokemon I can’t name) hoodie, or whatever. Some of these custom hoodies go for $150 bucks and up.

Of course Pokemon aren’t all they do. Megaman, for example. And, you know, Pedobear.

Nope. Not joking. $175 bucks for your very own custom, hand made, Pedobear hoodie.

I can’t see anyone wearing that and having it end up well. Unless it was a Pedoflashmob. That might work out. But short of that? No. Just… no.