Comments on: Why I don’t date

By: Mr. Topp and the Big Bad Blog » The morning coffee gives advice to science teachers

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:07:31 +0000

[...] Question: Why have I never had a date like the one described here? [...]

By: APK

APK — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 00:12:33 +0000

Well sure, but that’s where it stops, sir.

By: TwoBusy

TwoBusy — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:21:15 +0000

Any woman willing to paint Mr. T chest hair on her boobage is, by definition, worth the investment of a cup of coffee. Just sayin’.

By: APK

APK — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:00:33 +0000

A: I’m more of a Murdock guy.

B: The hats, man, it’s all in the hats.

By: Tabularoinak

Tabularoinak — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:57:38 +0000

A: What, you don’t go for the Mr. T fetishists? Man, your standards are just to high. No wonder you don’t have a girlfriend. Too picky.
B: How exactly can you tell a Bavarian midget from an Hessian midget? Did it just come up in conversation?

By: APK

APK — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:01:16 +0000

It makes me wonder if there was a third midget hiding, helping out. I don’t want to stick around and find out though, you know?

By: Snarky Amber

Snarky Amber — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:59:59 +0000

I dunno, you have to wonder at the prowess of a woman who can do that kind of extensive body paint on herself in 20 minutes. She’s probably very limber, Mr. T obsession or no.

By: APK

APK — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:16:38 +0000

That sort of flailing he may have been Robbie the Robot.

By: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog)

foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 14:31:07 +0000

I once dated a guy who’s arms were machine guns, which, now that I think about it, means he was a damn Robocop and that? IS AWESOME!

However, upon closer inspection, I discovered his arms weren’t really machine guns. He just liked to make machine gun noises – constantly – while flailing his appendages all over the place. Not awesome.

Long story short, you are wise.

By: APK

APK — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 02:51:17 +0000

Nuh uh! He has a funnel on his head.