Dream a little dream.
APK | February 1, 2010 | 9:45 amI woke up with the remains of the strangest dream. In my dream my brain had been hacked by someone. To prove their power over my brain they let me know they had hacked my brain and then forced me to dream about the fact that they had hacked it and I knew that they knew, because they wanted me to.
Waking up with that in your head, well let’s just say I mighta been a little extra paranoid this morning, you know?
I’m not saying I grabbed random strangers and demanded to know if they were “in on the plot” or anything. I’m not saying I did that. Because you can’t prove it. So there.
Seriously though it was a truly odd dream. I’m not sure why they had hacked my brain, what they wanted to do with it or anything of that sort. It isn’t like I know the 13 herbs and spices, or how much wood a woodchuck could chuck or anything useful. But in my dream my brain was hacked. It was, as near as I can tell, hacked simply to make me freak out by telling me it had been.
And sure, I’m positive there’s some deeper meaning blahblahblah who cares? I’m more concerned my brain seems to be coming up with shitty 90s “cyberpunk edgy” movie scripts. I mean, seriously here folks. I expect better. That shit is low-fi.

Dude that is just creepy!
And annoying!
Naturally, it’s going to be hard to read your blog without being suspicious from now on….
I know! The same goes for WRITING it.
Yeah, Every night i have some one explain the meaning of life to me, Every morning I wake up and I lost it. I vaguely remember something about Mario Kart 64
That might just be it, too.
Do not enter your PIN.
*snort* No? How about SSN?
One time I had this dream where this guy was sitting in an empty room with only a table, chair and one of those old Tandy monstrosities. He was planted in front of the computer, engrossed, picking apart lines of bright green code. Suddenly I felt a shift in the dream and became aware that *I* was the machine on the table and he was digging into the code, trying to _learn_ me. It was creepy as fuck.
CREEPY!