So it seems Stays Crunchy in Milk is on Smashwords now. Which means you can get it in the following electronic forms:
HTML or Java (for online reading)
.mobi for Kindle
.lrf for Sony
.pdb for Palm
No, seriously. Most of these forms have extensive previews. Also the electronic form of the book costs all of Five (5) bucks US. So there you go. Click here to go get it!