Gawker posted some excerpts from Snookis new book and after reading them I realized that these lines, oddly enough, sounded kinda like a Frank Miller Sin City story.
And then, before reason could stop me, I grabbed some Sin City pages and wiped out the original lines, pasting in Snooki’s stuff. I feel so guilty for doing it, but I did it. And here they are:


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