I think the Canadian’s need a spy agency. Like SPY MOUNTIES! I would write SPY MOUNTIES! It could star super-sleuth Agent Double-Oh I’m Sorry and his partner, master of the Canadian martial art Considerate Kick-Boxing Agent Aboot, Eh whose penchant for thick wool caps makes her the envy of everyone.
They could solve such harrowing, nail-biting crimes as:
The Case of the Tim Horton’s That Wasn’t Open 24/7
The Case of that One Rude Guy
The Case of the Vaguely Creepy Baby
SPY MOUNTIES! The show you can watch with the whole family as men and women in big hats and thick coats solve crimes and avoid the occasional moose.