We all know, of course, about the slow loris:
Yes, the Slow Loris, ticklish little creature that is the star of many a YouTube video, despite being poisonous. Whatever.
Today I am proud to introduce you to the world’s only super hero loris. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
Look at him blur across the forest in an effort to stop crime and take a nap! Yes, folks, it’s Fast Loris!
* Faster than a slow loris!
* More Ticklish than a slow loris!
* Able to nap in more buildings than a slow loris!
Yes, it’s Fast Loris, champion of Earth and a hero to the people!
He’s a loris! And he isn’t slow! He’s:
FAST LORIS!
Eisner and Harvey award winning editor, writer and tired person. Novelist, comic writer, cat owner, NY'er.
I really, really want to make a hoodie with your logo on it, it cracks me up!! I was researching prosimians for a class, and was wondering if there was any “fast loris” clothing made… Your site was the closest thing I found ^_^ love it.
HAH feel free to use it on a hoodie!
You are fantastic! Thank you. :) I also enjoy the rest of your blog by the way, from what I’ve gotten to read so far. Have a good one!
Just make sure to drop me a link when you do!