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• Wherein I give meaning to the ORIGINAL Transformers movie

  Optimus Prime – Optimus. Optimistic. “Hey, I might get laid!” Ultra Magnus – Trojan makes both an Ultra and a Magnum condom. Ultra Magnus is clearly the quick realization that Read More

• I’m with the (Glee) band.

  Dear Diary – I can’t take it anymore. Look, when the school year started and Mister Schuester said that he would be forming a new glee club and wanted some Read More

• Mentos Gum – the fuck-you maker (or “My mind is weak”)

  My mind is weak. You know that whole “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for,” thing? Yeah that works on me. Without the hand motion. Or the Jedi. I mean, Read More

• Nineteen Eighty-Hare

  I leaned heavily against a wall. Trying to catch my breath was a mistake but I couldn’t keep running. I just couldn’t. “BIG RABBIT IS, WE SAY IS, SON ARE Read More

• The TRUE story of Christmas

  And so it came to pass that one day God was sitting upon his throne in Heaven and He did look around Him and saw that all was not well. Read More