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eBay cruising

There are days I do searches on eBay for book lots. I don’t know why, I never buy them, but I like looking at them. “Ooooh I can get 107 books for 25 bucks right now. All old SF/F paperbacks. Faaaaaancy.”

Except it isn’t fancy it’s just sad. Look at the picture – those books generally aren’t the best books around and I might want to read maybe 50 of them and have 50 that are just clutter and then I’d need time to read 50 “new to me” books and well this is suddenly a horrible idea.

I like to window shop for book lots.

But then there are those book lots full of just one author. All the Anne McCaffrey stuff, or lots of Zelazny and Piers Anthony and so on. Those hit me oddly.

Now I do realize, intellectually, that these are book lots being sold by people who inherited them. The collector/reader/fan died and now their grand daughter is stuck selling off the books no one wants. I get it. I do.

Except in my head I don’t see it like that. No matter how much I know this isn’t the case, every time I see a big book lot of a single author I feel like that seller was a huge fan, a super fan, who just woke up one day and had a crisis of faith.

“Fuck Pern!” he said as he sat up in bed, covers falling to his waist. “Fuck Pern and Fuck every fucking thing those fucking dragons ever fucking did!” He got up, made coffee and grabbed his camera. eBay. eBay would solve his “fucking Pern” problem, and it would be someone else’s – some fool’s – issue from then on.

That is, in my head, how the listing for every decent sized book lot of a single author goes.

“Zelazny? That fucking hack-a-doodle-doo? Fuck him right up his Amber, and all nine Princes, to boot! I’m selling these whack-a-mole novels toot suite!” And there goes the Zelazny off to be sold.

Yeah. That’s how I use eBay. To make up stories about people cursing out authors.

The Casual Vacancy and respect

First of all a caveat: I have not read this book yet, though I will as soon as I have it. I have no information except the publisher blurb and don’t want anything more. This is more about how people are being truly ridiculous about the book already.

J.K. Rowling doesn’t need your money. She doesn’t need your love, your praise, your hate – she needs nothing. From anyone. Ever again. For a few lifetimes. She wrote a series of books that I grew to enjoy but that millions upon millions of people cherish so dearly they swoon. And that is incredible. What she did is truly an amazing thing and you can not, at the very least, respect her for it.

And in return she is now incredibly rich. I mean like seriously, mind-bogglingly, rich.

So she wants to write another book. Does she do Harry Potter part “Fuck You I’m Rich”? No. She writes a totally separate book aimed at a different audience. Because she wanted to. She doesn’t have to do anything she doesn’t feel like.

Seriously if she went and smacked every third Harry Potter fan and drove them all away she still wouldn’t hurt for money ever again. So in terms of actual consequence to her being – zero.

And yet she wrote this book – The Casual Vacancy. Because, I’m guessing, the story spoke to her. It was what she wanted to write and so she did. Is it a good book or a bad book – I don’t know yet for myself. Is it a book? Most certainly! Is it Harry Potter – no way!

And yet it does harken to some of the same issues. Here is the pub blurb:

When Barry Fairbrother dies unexpectedly in his early forties, the little town of Pagford is left in shock. Pagford is, seemingly, an English idyll, with a cobbled market square and an ancient abbey, but what lies behind the pretty façade is a town at war. Rich at war with poor, teenagers at war with their parents, wives at war with their husbands, teachers at war with their pupils…. Pagford is not what it first seems. And the empty seat left by Barry on the town’s council soon becomes the catalyst for the biggest war the town has yet seen. Who will triumph in an election fraught with passion, duplicity and unexpected revelations?

A war of localized culture. A small scale society wrapped up in its own detritus so hard that it can’t untangle clean and gets twisted this way and that until in-fighting breaks out and, I’m assuming, threatens their life styles. It’s a war of culture, of class and age. The same issues she dealt with in Harry Potter, really. And that’s awesome! If this is a thing that captures her mind and she’s found a great way to explore it in an adult novel now – how cool!

Many writers have a tic that drives them. I tend to focus on betrayal and friendship myself (it pays to know your tics). The thing of it is – this book isn’t what she did before. So don’t be shocked when it, well, isn’t what she did before. Instead, why not, look at it as something new. Since that’s what it is.

If you adored Harry Potter – give her a chance to be a full-functional writer and human being and explore something new. Celebrate that she is doing something different and give her a fair shake at it!

If you hated Harry Potter – give her a fair shake at writing something different and don’t blow it off as that without seeing it.

I kinda like Harry Potter, but for reasons that I’ve noticed a lot of other people don’t seem to focus on. That’s me. Who cares? I was never in love with it. But someone whose writing can connect with that many kids and adults deserves to, at the least, be listened to and given a chance or three to do as many wild and new and exciting things as she can.

She doesn’t need us in terms of money or anything else. But she has earned us shutting up and judging her book by its own merits and not shoving her in a dark box labeled “Only open for Harry Potter” forever. If she gave you as series of stories you love that damn much then respect her, won’t you? Read the book, don’t read the book – but judge the book, after you’ve read it, for the book not for it not being what you wanted it to be. That’s not a writer’s job. That isn’t any writer’s job.

The only job of a writer is to tell stories and, if possible, by as true to themselves as they can.

Let her.

Nothing will remove the books you already love from the world. Even if you hate this they will still be there to comfort you. So breathe and give her a fair chance. Why wouldn’t you?

Old books

I have a thing about old, theoretically useless, books. I adore them. I can’t help it. If you give me a set of 1950′s science texts I will cherish them forever (I have a great one though so gimmie something else).

There’s something about old information that gets me. Information that is out of date and since been proven wrong, specifically. Even social info that is sadly racist and sexist and Western biased is interesting to me. Not when it’s done now or modern but when it was an accepted thing to do there’s something to be learned from reading those old texts and seeing how a lot of people thought and passed information along and how they imagined the world to be actually shaped.

It’ if nothing else, keeps me on my toes. Everything I know might well be wrong. A lot of it generally is. But it is also frequently handed over as The Truth and looking at scores of old Truths that aren’t True reminds me that information is fluid and being adaptable is the key. I have to try to not hold anything so tightly that it can’t be put aside for an idea that provably, for it’s time, more correct.

And so I will hunt old books and strange texts because I can’t help it. If I had enough space and money I would want a complete set of World Almanacs, for example. I have like 10 or 12 I think (I used to have more, and I lose some every move so I may only have like three by now) because wow they’re great.

They also allow for strange connections and browsing. The internet is bad for browsing. You have to be looking for a thing to find it, most times. Not a hard rule but a general reality. With an Almanac you just flip it open and find stuff.

Recently I scored on the dirt cheap a complete set Will and Ariel Durant’s The Story of Civilization. This is an 11 volume set of more than 10,000 pages of history. Written from the 30s to the 70s. It’s a bit… biased. It was also their life’s work. They died with it unfinished (it was supposed to go up until early 19th century and stops at Napoleon (published the year I was born). That’s worth respect. And yeah, it leans badly but man it is endlessly fascinating.

Old information is just as revealing as new information if you learn how to look.

Posers.

I’ve seen a bunch of anger toward “posers” recently and I don’t get it. There are people getting mad because people are pretending to like something only because it is cool to like it, but they don’t really like it or get it. And that’s… bad?

How – that’s my problem – how is it bad?

If you like something you want it to do well, to succeed and thrive. More people spending money on it, talking about it, drawing focus to it bring that all home. They make the thing you love better funded and better accepted. They widen its base and spread it around.

But they don’t really like it, and so that’s bad.

Because the thing you like getting bigger is a horrible idea.

If you like something, if you truly enjoy it and want it to live, you want it to grow bigger. And that means more people looking at it. I don’t care if you somehow feel special because it is this little unknown thing in a closet just for you and your friends. That’s the way this shit dies early, by being kept hidden away. So – choose – do you want it to thrive or want it to fail? And if the answer is thrive then grow up!

Because according to you a “poser” is someone who is faking enjoyment of a thing. What you really mean is: They don’t enjoy it “enough” according to you, Grand Master Of How Much People Like Things.

I mean really. You wouldn’t want someone telling you you are enjoying things “wrong” would you? But you feel free to say it to other people.

“Oh no, this person here says they like Street Fighter but they don’t even know all the character names!”

Uhm. So the fuck what? You can like something and not obsess over it. You can like something and just, you know, like it.

You do not get to decide how much anyone else likes something, anymore than they can judge you for it.

Some people have to know every detail of a thing they like. Some don’t. It’s all fine! Look, me just kinda enjoying a thing you are hardcore into doesn’t weaken your enjoyment! It doesn’t make the thing you love any less of a thing. It just means I like it, but differently. And that is all right. It really is.

Deciding people are posers is elitist bullshit, the kind of stuff that most people outgrow around 7th grade. Get with it. Move along. Grow up. Let people enjoy things however much or little they enjoy them and understand it doesn’t affect your enjoyment of that thing one tiny bit. And then be thankful for the so-called posers – for helping that thing you love stay alive. Thank them! Your petty, twisted, selfish love isn’t enough.

These guys, the ones you think don’t care enough to obsess – they help a ton. Deal with it. And stop telling other people what they can and can’t like and how much they have to like something to be valid. Doing that is why we can’t have nice things. Seriously – you guys are the problem.

Strange Angel Experiment Data 2

All right! We’re back with the second round of Strange Angel Data! You may remember the first round of data (You can find that here.) but to recap quickly:

On Weds June 6th, 2012 I put my book STRANGE ANGEL up on my site as a pay-what-you-want, DRM-free, eBook download (still offered over here). I did this for a few reasons:

  • I truly believe that DRM is the devil. It does more harm than good, every single time. People who want to steal your shit will crack it, anyway. All you do is inconvenience your actual users. Why would you want to do that to them?
  • I enjoy poking at new models for getting my work out there.
  • I wanted to generate data on this model, given my set of circumstances, because I like to know things.
  • I was, above it all, curious.

And I learned many things, shared them with you and since then have learned even more, that I want to share.

The first round of data was generated by spreading the word, fairly softly, via my own social media network. Roughly one in ten people who visited the front page of the book offer donated money. So I wondered what would happen if I moved to a bigger pool.

To recap a few more facts:
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Strange Angel experiment data 1

On Weds June 6th, 2012 I put my book STRANGE ANGEL up on my site as a pay-what-you-want, DRM-free, eBook download (still offered over here). I did this for a few reasons:

  • I truly believe that DRM is the devil. It does more harm than good, every single time. People who want to steal your shit will crack it, anyway. All you do is inconvenience your actual users. Why would you want to do that to them?
  • I enjoy poking at new models for getting my work out there.
  • I wanted to generate data on this model, given my set of circumstances, because I like to know things.
  • I was, above it all, curious.

So, what did I learn? Lots of things. But first a few facts:
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Pay what you like.

So I’ve done a thing. you can now get a digital, DRM-free, copy of my book STRANGE ANGEL for free or pay-what-you-want. Just click here and you’re good to go!

This is an experiment to see if sales go up, down or don’t change by offering people the ability to pay what they want, and to offer a DRM free product. Spread the word and let’s see what happens.

NYCWTF released

Just in time for holiday shopping I am pleased to announce that NYCWTF is now available for purchase (via Amazon and Barnes & Noble for example)! That’s right, you can buy it right now. I’m really happy with this book. It’s almost a hundred pages of true stories from the last few years of my life in New York. No, seriously, I had to only go about six years back, otherwise the book would’ve been longer than War and Peace.

This is a book that is all too true, and reveals many secrets… no it doesn’t. It just tells funny stories about people calling me stupid on the train, and knocking on my door at 3am offering to sell me DVDs from the future and tugging my beard and… yeah.

Here’s the back cover blurb:

Hey. Thanks for looking at this book. You know most people just keep walking, so you’re already a special little flower in my life. You’re awesome and I care about you! So, right, the book. Well, first of all you may have noticed this blurb text is in the first person. This isn’t some corporate shill thing, no. This is me, Adam P. Knave, the guy what wrote the book you’re holding, writing this. Maybe because I’m crazy. Maybe because my publisher is too cheap to hire good corporate shills. Who knows.

The important part, the thing I want you to take away from this blurb, assuming you’re still reading it, is that this is a book filled with stories. True stories from my own life in New York. These are the types of stories I would tell you in a bar, if we were in a bar and I was telling you stories. I mean I don’t just walk up to strangers in bars and start speechifying.

Often.

But yes. This book, NYCWTF, is full of nothing but 100% true stories about New York. They’re strange, sometimes funny, and occasionally embarrassing. I have no shame. Actually, true fact, when you start writing they make you leave your shame at the door. Come on, don’t believe me? Please note I’m writing this blurb myself. Right then. So, my special dollop of joy, who is still reading this overly long blurb, do us both a favor and buy the book. You’ll laugh and enjoy it and I’ll make a bit of beer money.

NYCWTF – it reads kinda like this blurb. Except stranger.

There are kindle, Nook and iBook versions coming but I have no control over how fast places process this stuff and put things up for sale. Still, you can buy a physical copy right now and get it in time for the holidays. And you should.

Amazon: BUY IT HERE.

Barnes & Noble: BUY IT HERE.

NYCWTF the covers

This December (around mid-month) I have a book coming out. It is nothing but 100% true stories that have happened to me in my life here in NYC. At long last here are the front and back cover of the book! I’m sharing them right now just because I can, really. Hopefully you enjoy them:
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Woops.

“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.” — William Gibson

Growing up, I remember when I discovered Gibson and the shock that this sentence sent through me. It felt like he had plugged into my brain and saw what was in there. He did that for a lot of us, frankly. But that sentence…

Well it doesn’t work anymore, does it?

TVs without signal don’t go to static often anymore. They go blue. Sometimes black. “Tuned” doesn’t even mean the same thing since we went to digital signals only in the US.

We knew, then, that he meant the sky to be that flat, lifeless grey that drains all hope from a day. But now, it means the sky was a bright happy blue.

Technology marches on and in its wake it messes with all sorts of things, doesn’t it?