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What the?! Tito Jackson died? Oh my god! That’s horrible news! I can’t be… oh, wait, what? Sorry, can you … oh. It was Michael what died? Yeah, not feeling bad for that child molesting freak of a crazy motherfucker. Being dead don’t mean I like you more.

What? Farrah Fawcett died. She had been battling anal cancer and was 62.

If you’ve been waiting for Publisher’s Clearing House to get you a check, you might have to wait a bit longer.

Think about it. The man presided over Star Search when it meant something (no, it never meant anything, we were just young enough to think it might) and set the gold stadard for TV talk show sidekicks. I mean, sure it’s a small pool, but he set the bar. He also used to help run that old TV Bloopers show, which, really, became a DVD extra feature and America’s Funniest Home Videos.

You know, looking back I’m not sure if we’re here to praise his career or what. Yikes.

And how many different catch phrases will we remember you by? All of them? Well, if you said that … you are correct, sir.

Ed McMahon R.I.P.
March 6, 1923 – June 23, 2009

Are you sad? Feeling EMO? Well, all you have to do is add an L and the whole day can be more fun! Neil Patrick Harris was sad, one day. Very sad. Emo. But then he added an L and now look:

For years now, Mark-Paul Gosselaar has tried to put his time on Saved by the Bell behind him. He went on to other shows, winced if someone asked him about being Zach Morris and generally had the same growing pains a lot of actors do when they are trying to shed their old skins and grow.

I think maybe he’s hit the same point NPH did a while back and has decided to embrace his life now. Here he is on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Except he didn’t come on the show as Mark-Paul Gosselaar. No. He did it as Zach Morris. Seriously.

(via ABC): BANGKOK (WABC) — Kung Fu and Kill Bill star David Carradine has been found dead in a hotel room in Bangkok.

Carradine, 73, was there to shoot a new movie, his agent said.

His agent confirmed his death this morning, saying the actor had been was in great spirits.

He said he believed Carradine died of natural causes.

I have found the best book ever and it is Shatnerquake!

Shatnerquake by Jeff Burk has the following desc:

“It’s Shatner VS Shatners!

It’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and – of course – William Shatner!

No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson…that the real William Shatner doesn’t take crap from anybody. Not even himself.

It’s Shatnertastic!”

Uhm. It’s 100 pages. And 10 bucks. And I can’t buy it yet. I am sad. But money is kinda tight. Anyone wanna buy me a book that you just know I’ll review here in glorious detail?

Holy shit. Shatnerquake

EDITED! Fuck that, Im buying it and will have it in a couple of days. I’m hoping to have a review done before next weekend, yo.

(via CNN) Bea Arthur dead at 86.

Bea Arthur, the actress best known for her roles as television’s “Maude” and the sardonic Dorothy on “The Golden Girls,” has died of cancer, a family spokesman said Saturday.

She was 86.
Spokesman Dan Watt said that Arthur died Saturday morning at her home in Los Angeles, her family by her side.
She is survived by her sons Matthew and Daniel and grandchildren Kyra and Violet, he said.
No funeral services are currently planned, Watt said, adding that the family asked that donations be made to either the Art Attack Foundation or PETA in lieu of flowers.

A lot of people use scales to place their feelings or whatever on a firm place so that they can relate them to other such objects. Many people use a scale of 1 to 10. I hereby propose a new scale: A Scale of One to Jem. Provided below is the scale:

A Scale of One to Jem

Jem – Everything is outrageous. Truly, truly outrageous.

Kimber – Things are so outrageous! Just not truly outrageous.

Aja – Awww yeah. Riffin’ a kick-ass solo and rocking the spandex. Life’s sweet.

Shana – Day’s a bit brighter, yo. Hell, things are good.

Raya – Hey, it isn’t all sunshine but you can probably see how it might be, someday.

Stormer – It’s all good. Shut up. Whatever, man.

Roxy – Yeah, stuff is mostly all right, but you know, world kinda sucks.

Pizzaz – The only reason things aren’t worse is probably because some rich relative is paying to fix the damage, but take that away and RUT ROH, REORGE!

Jetta – Well at least things haven’t gone to “Eric” but man they ain’t far off.

Eric – Dude, everything sucks and is awful.

And as a bonus, since this is a musical group, sometimes you have to turn it up to 11:

Synergy – Dude, holograms, headbands and knee boots. \m/