Welcome to Adam P. Knave dot com

Adam P. Knave is a freelance writer and editor who has written fiction (CRAZY LITTLE THINGS and STRANGE ANGEL, STAYS CRUNCHY IN MILK), comics (LEGEND OF THE BURRITO BLADE and THINGS WRONG WITH ME and stories appearing in Image's POPGUN anthology) and columns for sites such as thefoonote, TwoHeadedCat and PopCultureShock. He is also one of the editors of Image's POPGUN anthology as well as other comic projects.


Humbug – now with Thor.

Filed Under (NY Life, comics) by APK on 15-06-2009

So I can’t go to SDCC. I mean not only is it like 400 bucks for a plane ticket, the show is sold out and so are the hotels – so even if I could get out there I would have no way in and no where to sleep. Not a winning combo. But man I really wish I was going. I am trying to not get down about this, I didn’t think I would be, but I am. Which sucks. Damn it. I wanna go. /endwhine.

In other news, Maximo linked this and I don’t know where it comes from past that but…

Guess who’s back…

Filed Under (agents of the w.t.f., comics) by APK on 09-06-2009

Do it, already.

Filed Under (comics, writing) by APK on 01-06-2009

This was going to be an eventual column for WORDFISTS! but as the other columnist there just did one along the same lines as this  I figured I’d just write this entry here instead.

I have had a few people ask me about how you become a writer or start working in comics ands all that jazz so I thought I would address the issue.

If you want to be a writer – write. Now you may have zero talent for it. I won’t lie, it is possible. Maybe you have some talent but not enough for whatever goal you have. Who knows. what I do know is that if you don’t exercise that muscle them it won’t get any stronger. If you don’t learn discipline and work yourself, you won’t have a shot.

But it is more than just writing, these days. A writer has to also be a businessperson. No one will sell you as hard as you sell yourself. No one will make your reputation, pimp your stuff and get your words out to folk more than you yourself will. So if you aren’t willing to do all that work on top of writing all the time – go home now and save yourself the frustration. Because having the best book in the world doesn’t help if no one reads it. Not career-wise. Sorry.

And sure, that sucks and who wants that and we all want to just create and hide in our caves and not have to worry about PR and ad targeting and how we can get more copies out there and … sure. It just isn’t reality. You can hate it all you want but reality has a way of demanding your attention. Sorry about that.

As for comics, well this holds true no matter what really but it is extra-true somehow in comics. If you want to get into comics you must create comics. This is simple. It is like “If you want to write, you have to write.” But business-wise I will give you the big secret, if such a thing exists, about how to break in. Joe Keatinge mentions this one all the time, too. Do any work you can. Color flats, if you can learn how, and you can. Offer to work at a company during a convention. Help out on your own time at the office, intern-like. Whatever shit and scut work you can find, you do it. You do it well. You do it professionally and with a smile.

The world of comics, in America, is tiny. Everyone knows everyone else. And showing that you are willing, capable and able to get things done is golden. Let me give you a real example of this. I ended up working for Popgun as the assistant editor because I knew the guy who had the job before. How? Because I hustle all the time and years back when I was working on Too Much Coffee Magazine I met this guy and we ended up friends. How did that happen? A site I ran interviewed Shannon Wheeler and I kept in touch and offered, once a month, politely, that if he had any work or needed a gap closed I was his guy. Eventually he did. See how that works?

So anyway, I was working for Popgun. Which is how I met Joe. Joe works for Image. NYCC was coming up and I asked Joe, since I live in NY, if he needed help running the booth at all. He said sure and put me in rotation. I was Image’s intern for a weekend, selling books, helping run the table, generally being a guy who was there to help and do whatever he could.

Along the way I met a lot of people. A lot of them. Some big names, some not at all. But I shook all their hands (I didn’t realize I had the con flu by then, so to any of you who ended up half-dead because of me, I meant it in a good way, not as an Outbreak Monkey!) and I helped them when they needed it and I worked my ass off for three days.

I made friends. I busted ass. I left it at that. Because that was my entire goal. It wasn’t “go to this show and do this work and magically get handed stuff,” no, I was laying bricks. I was also having a great time, but I was laying bricks. And those bricks have been useful.

Some of the people I met I have gotten to work with since. Some are just good names to have. I can check in with them, brush up on the “Hey, we met at, how’s your new dog doing?” conversations and actually connect with people.

Suddenly it is easier to find an artist for a project. Suddenly I don’t feel as if the industry is over there and I am over here. Now we’re both here and though I am way down on the totem pole I am still there and climbing. Realistically.

Meanwhile I am doing all the work I can. I am saying yes and stretching myself and working harder and harder all the time, because I want to build a reputation as someone who can turn in damned good work on a decent time frame and who doesn’t miss deadlines and can take care of that problem for you. It isn’t something you prove sometimes. It is something you prove every day.

Same with your ability to write, or draw, or edit or whatever. You don’t get to do one story and say “See! That!” you have to repeat it the next time, and the time after that. You prove yourself every day, and work on your connections, and think like it’s a business and dear lord it can be exhausting.

But that’s what you want. The scary part isn’t when you are so busy your eyeballs hurt. The scary part is silence. Silence means no calls, no emails, no new gigs on the horizon. It means that you aren’t getting work.

It honestly is that simple, and that hard. And doing it doesn’t mean KA-BLAMMO! you will be swimming in high-paying work. No this is years of commitment and driving yourself as hard as possible. And then it might pay off. Might not, too. Sadly it is a risk. But if you want to do it, if you need to, then do it. And take your shot. Worst case you will make some great friends. Best case you’ll also make yourself a career.

So that’s about it:

  • Do the work.
    • Write every day, even just a bit.
    • Deconstruct stories you love and learn from them.
    • Read every type of book, comic and non-fiction you can, see movies and listen to music. Don’t ignore any source of story.
  • Act like a professional.
    • Don’t demand things.
    • Be prompt.
    • Hit deadlines.
    • Don’t start fights for no reason.
  • Think like a businessperson.
    • Advertise yourself.
    • Take chances.
    • Don’t push without thinking, push with aim and timing.
  • Help everyone as you would like to be helped.
    • Be kind.
    • Offer your help, with no catches.
    • Follow through.
  • Do whatever work you can.
    • There is no work beneath you.
    • Do whatever it is you are doing to the best of your ability.
    • Use every job as a way to show your strength.
    • And to work on a weakness.

Green Lantern fan trailer

Filed Under (YouTubed, comics, mash-ups, music) by APK on 25-05-2009

A really good one, with clips from just about everything.

Hostess? Really?

Filed Under (comics, wtf?!) by APK on 20-05-2009

Ok so wait. Alien civilizations want to wipe us out and Superman’s whole plan is “Give them a cupcake”? Where’s the “throw them in the sun” plan when we actually need it? I mean come on! Hostess cupcakes?

“Earth has never done anything good!”
“Sure they have! Hostess cupcakes!”

You know what I do then? I blow up the planet. Fuck! Superman could’ve at least been like “Oh yeah, bitches? Try some bacon.” and then we would’ve been saved. But no, the corporate shill that he is fucked us all over. Now we’re gonna die in a blazing death ray from aliens.

Because of Superman.

Aw yeah, Titans!

Filed Under (comics, humor) by APK on 15-05-2009

Tiny Titans is one of those comics, that, well … here, from DC’s blog The Source:

A PSA for you.

Filed Under (comics, humor) by APK on 28-04-2009

Even Man-Thing cares.

Interviews, reviews and such.

Filed Under (books, comics, interviews) by APK on 10-04-2009

First up is the finale of that interview! Jeff Lester and I talk, and talk and talk!

Part one was about Popgun and Agents of the WTF.

Part two was almost all about Popgun.

Part three is all about Burrito Blade.

I had a blast doing this stuff and hope you have some fun reading it. Speaking of reading Strange Angel is a bit closer. I can tell you it will cost 15 bucks, it will be about 280 pages long in total and will be out soon. When it is out there will be a much bigger post.

Also speaking of reading I hope a bunch of you picked up POPGUN 3 this week. But we got a great review, and speciifcally also a review of Agents of WTF in Want to Dance, Papi?:

Agents of WTF in would you like to Dance, Papi?
Review by Aziz Bawany

Writers: D.J. Kirkbride & Adam P. Knave
Artist: Matteo Scalera… Read More
Colorist: Antonio Campo
Letterer: Thomas Mauer
Page 153

So far this is the best story I’ve reviewed in this Anthology. While we’re all splitting duties up, Agents of WTF has to be one of the craziest, off the wall concepts to be put on a page.

While the idea of a superhero team is nothing new, and can feature a who’s-who of weird characters, Agents of WTF lives up to its name with a 300 but really 8 year old man-boy and a Native American princess who battle some of the odder creatures of earth. In this case it was an evil demon-summoning clown, and the agents of WTF used every trick in the book of WTF moments to make sure they won. Quite enjoyable and with its chaotic art style of Matteo Scalera, highly recommended. (Review sourced from here.)

Woo!

POPGUN!

Filed Under (comics, interviews) by APK on 08-04-2009

POPGUN VOL 3 is in stores TODAY! So go to your local comic book store and tell them you want that nifty-keen Popgun Vol 3! Almost 500 pages of amazing comics for only $30. That’s a great deal. Editing by Mark Andrew Smith and D.J. Kirkbride (with assistant edits by me) Popgun is just made of win.

Also, inside, is among the greatness, a short story written by Kirkbride and I: Agents of the W.T.F. in Want to Dance, Papi?

Click here to see a preview page from the story!

And click here to see a SECOND preview page from the story!

Also, while we’re talking about POPGUN (go buy it right NOW!) part two of Jeff Lester’s interview with me is now up and sitting right here where you can click and read. In part one I kinda meander about some writing stuff. In part two I explain why Popgun rules the jungle. Go read and enjoy. And if you missed it, here’s a quick link to part one, again.

Savage Critics and me.

Filed Under (comics, interviews) by APK on 07-04-2009

So Jeff Lester interviewed me over at Savage Critic and part one just went up. Now you too can read how I manage to say “you know” every ten seconds, and constantly call myself a whore.

And this is only part one.

I think I love this interview, this is honestly what being on the phone with me sounds like, no holds barred, no careful interview speak. Just … two guys, going forth, while one won’t shut the hell up. Go read.

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