Do you have a bird feeder? Do squirrels eat from it? Do you want them to stop? Alternatively do you want to just fuck with some squirrel’s heads?
But the Twirl-a-Squirrel. No, seriously.
See, it spins when someone of a decent weight sits on it, like a squirrel, but not when a bird sits on the bird feeder. So it’s safe for birds but when a squirrel sits there, around and around it goes.
No, honest. Here’s a video of it:
And now I will give you the coolest thing in quite some time.
Are you ready? Because I hope you are ready.
They’re MAGNETIC Lego blocks!
The backs are magnetic. Magnetic Lego! $14.99 gets you that set of them (14 2×4 bricks in assorted colors) seen here. Go buy Magnetic Lego bricks!
Oh man, how fucking cool is that?
Magnetic! Lego!
Toshiba is going to push a new thing. A helmet. It’s a helmet that will, reportedly, grant the viewer a 360-degree view on a 40 centimeter screen. Here is the helmet on a small child.
First thing for the day! USB Flash Drive maker Mimoko is taking pre-orders for their Darth Vader USB Drive. Expensive bugger: 1GB for $79.95, 2GB for $119.95 or 4GB for $169.95 which is pricey but look at it:
And then the second thing. It happened. It had to happen. It did happen. Someone took two TMX Elmo’s and made a sex tape. Yeah, really.
Tickle Me Harder was directed by Joe Wilson and starred the voice of Paul Jay.
It’s a water activated, color-changing, Dark Vader masked rubber duck.
Sells for £6.95 (approx $13).
Yeah. It’s Monday.
All right, this is too cool for school. I want to introduce you to the USBCELL. What is it? Well. It’s a NiMH battery that can be recharged via a USB port.
Here are some stats:
Rechargeable AA NiMH Battery 1.2v 1300mah
90%+ Charged after 5 Hours by powered USB
Also rechargeable by approved NiMH charger at 250ma for 7 Hours
How amazingly great is that?
The ones I show you in this post are, of course, AA batteries. They also 
come in C, D AAA and 9V and eventually cellular phone batteries. Those are all pending. The AA size are for sale in the UK (only, for right now) and dispatch in 5-12 days.
If you missed the link to their page above, here’s another one for you.
£12.99 (Free delivery, price includes VAT) for a set of two batteries. These things, if they work as advertised could change a lot of shit. I mean, what doesn’t have a USB port these days? Game consoles have them, all computers do, does anyone here have no access to a powered USB port?
Just wow. We live in teh futures.
Eisner and Harvey award winning editor, writer and tired person. Novelist, comic writer, cat owner, NY'er.
