Wow I have been bad about keeping up with this.

There was another two parter on Things Wrong With Me. Episode 103 and Episode 104 which make up The 2010 Not-So-Great Drink-Off

Legend of the Burrito Blade updated of course.

On Mamapop I wrote an Uncap of House. An Uncap? I’ve never seen the show. So I watched the most recent episode and wrote about it in all my confusion.

Of course there was also a new Interpretive Dunce. This week it was Joy to the World by Three Dog Night.

Also there is still an auction open to raise money for Haiti. It’s over here and it is for the single rarest copy of Stays Crunchy in Milk there ever was or will be. Also, the bidding is in CAD keep in mind but if the price goes over 100 I will pay shipping to anywhere in the world (as I write this it is at 80CAD – and winner pays shipping) so go and bid! Also Canada apparently is going to match bids. Huh.

Anyway, there you go. Stuff!

Lots of stuff I missed. Woops.

Burrito Blade updated of course.

Things Wrong With Me has a two-parter go up this week with Episode 101 and Episode 102.

There was a new Interpretive Dunce this week, with A-HA’s Take On Me.

And for those of you who own one: You can now buy STAYS CRUNCHY IN MILK on the Kindle.

Yesterday, woops, Burrito Blade revealed Vol 2, Chapt 1, Page 4. Trust me, read it. Then understand 5 and 6 will be very helpful in understanding what happened in the break.

Things Wrong With Me posted Episode 99 – Beep Squeak today. 99 episodes, and a Bitch ain’t one! I was going to name an episode “Bitch” but decided not to, just so I could make that joke. Reward me by reading the cartoon.

Finally today, There’s a new Interpretive Dunce. Pop Goes the World by Men Without Hats. Do me a favor and suggest more songs for me to do next week. Without those suggestions the column will wither and die.

Things Wrong With Me, episode 97 – Off my lawn is up.

There’s also a new Interpretive Dunce – Drops of Jupiter by Train up at mampop

Over at Mamapop there’s a new Interpretive Dunce covering Duran Duran’s The Reflex.

Things Wrong With Me also updated with Episode 95 – Bleh, with subtitles.

Things Wrong With me, Episode 89 is up “Sing Along.”

A new edition of The Interpretive Dunce is also up, this time focusing on 3, by Britney Spears.

There’s a new Things Wrong With Me up today. Episode 87, in fact.

Also a new Interpretive Dunce went live, all about Two Princes by Spin Doctors.

Time for a new Interpretive Dunce! This time it’s Mmmbop by Hanson – Go on and read what I made of it.

You see, I’m crazy. Anyway. Since Talking Heads moved to its ongoing Wednesday @ noon slot (catch it tomorrow) on Mamapop.com they had this Tuesday @ 3 slow still open and, well, one thing led to another.

So welcome to the ongoing column: Interpretive Dunce! A weekly column where I will be interpreting song lyrics. In strange ways, of course. But there is something else to it. After this initial column, the readers get to pick the songs I interpret. Leave a comment on the column’s post and I will randomly pick one of the songs named to use for the next column.

Please note: Only comments left on the actual column (follow this this link here) will be considered. Comments for songs here will be ignored.

There you go. So it now works like this:

Monday – New Burrito Blade page

Tuesday – New Things Wrong With Me episode, Interpretive Dunce (@3pm)

Wednesday – New Burrito Blade page, Talking Heads (@noon)

Thursday – New Things Wrong With Me episode

Friday – New Burrito Blade page

And every day M-F I will try to update this place at least once.