So I realized there was a movie mash-up I hadn’t done yet, somehow. Oddly, after making the poster I realized I could probably do this one using nothing but actual dialogue from both movies. So I tried it. And, scarily, it worked. Except for, like, the first one, where I just replaced McClane’s name in the scene. Otherwise, all scenes are half and half – errr, mostly. Enjoy.

John McClane: How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Seventeen.
John McClane: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward Cullen: A while.

John McClane: Come to L.A., he says. You’ll have a good time, he says.
Edward Cullen: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
John McClane: No, not the moats.
Edward Cullen: Not the moats.

John McClane: So that’s is what this is about, Ed? A fucking robbery?
Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
John McClane: Why’d you have to nuke the whole building, Ed?
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.

Edward Cullen: I should go back there and rip those guys’ heads off.
John McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
Edward Cullen: You don’t know the vile, repulsive things they were thinking.
John McClane: Oh, you’re in charge? Well, I got some bad news for you Edward, from up here it doesn’t look like you’re in charge of jack shit.

John McClane: I know what you are.
Edward Cullen: Say it, out loud say it.
John McClane: Asshole.
Edward Cullen: Are you afraid?
John McClane: …no.

Edward Cullen: My family, we’re different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroin.
John McClane: Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?
Edward Cullen: I did, only because of wanting you so badly. I still don’t know if I can control myself.
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

A Twilight parody that actually made me laugh. Oh lord. And the very last second or two. So wrong and so right.

In the far future a crack commando unit was sent to Arus to escape King Zarkon who wanted them for a crime they didn’t commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to Princess Allura’s underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as pilots of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you really need five robotic lions who can become a giant robot, maybe you can hire the V-Team.

Commander ‘Hannibal’ Keith: All right you screw-ups. Let’s go. We have to get the lions moving and go save that little girls father from evil farmers.

‘Howling Mad’ Lance: Come on, Hannibal! Let’s just use Voltron and step on him!

Mr. Sven: I pity the foo’ who gets stepped on!

Hunkface: Whatever, you guys let’s just go.

** Later, after 27 explosions, three scenes involving crying children and a montage of action footage **

Commander ‘Hannibal’ Keith: I love it when five lions come together. And form a giant robot. Let’s go back to base.

‘Howling Mad’ Lance: Can’t we stay for pie?!

Mr. Sven: I’m not gettin’ on no flying lion robot.

Hunkface: You just did. You always do. Hello?

Mr. Sven: Well. This time. Fine.

Charlie Chaplin in the Matrix. Originally, obviously done in Russian. Anyway. Enjoy the crazy.

For the few of you who haven’t seen this one yet: Christopher Walken performing Lady Gaga’s Poker Face:

Tomorrow morning I am off to Baltimore for the Baltimore Comic-Con this weekend. If you’re in the area, look for the Image table, find Popgun (a part of said table) and say hi! But anyway. I am just crazed with preparations and stuff to do before I leave. Which means I don’t have as much brain power for blogging as I normally do.

Heh.

Right!

So have this instead:

Inglorious District Basterds 9

In the future, a race of sock-like aliens come to us and proceed to get attacked and killed by Germans. Until 9, the hardest motherfucker to ever be an alien sock, forms a group of Basterds.
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I just kinda wanna see it, you know?

The guy who made the video is not the guy who did the mash-up. The guy who did the mash-up is DJ Morgoth, who is German based. He runs a club night called Mashup Your Bootz.

This might be my all time fave mash-up now.

A lot of people have been posting this, so here you go: Han Solo, P.I. for all you old Magnum fans:

“But we want more,” you tell me, “not just that one!” And so I oblige with:

MacGuyver/Star Wars

A-Team/Star Wars

CHiPs/Star Wars

A really good one, with clips from just about everything.