Found by unrep:

Yes that is from a real website. Yes they are serious.

My problem is I was looking for whore on whore on whore on whore on whore on whore on whore action. They only offer whore on whore on whore on whore on whore on whore action. Too small time for me.

Also: do you think whore on whore on whore on whore on whore on whore action ever results in pimp shooting pimp shooting pimp shooting pimp shooting pimp shooting pimp action?

Catfight Gangbang also feels like a late 70s punk band. They opened for the Ramones (in more ways than one?), right?

I do dig the whole Kid ‘N Play color scheme though. That shit is FRESH.

Someone sent this to me and now I pass the hellish burning pain onto you: Spider-man / Spider-woman tickle porn.

Live action. A full 2 minute preview of the full video. So NSFW. So very very NSFW.

Apparently this company, Laughing Gas does a lot of superhero based tickle porn. I… I don’t get it. I really don’t. Uhm but if, for fuck’s sake, you do I guess you’d go to their site.

But seriously. What the fuck? Spider-man… spider-man… strips other superheroes and tickles them when he can… spins a web… any size… I give up.

But yes, if you want odd tickle fetish videos, many with superheroes, I’ve just made your day. Now go and have your day made in private.

The year: 1965
The video: Perversion for Profit
The point: An Anti-porn PSA, Perversion for Profit linked porn to commies and so on.

This thing is hysterical. Enjoy.

Why isn’t there far more Ninja Porn? Porn starring ninja, yes you heard me. Why isn’t there a ton of it? Ninja are popular! Porn is popular! And yet, even ninjaporn.com isn’t actually porn!

And yes I know there is some, so all of you who are about to tell me about one little bit of it? Hold off. I’m not asking about one thing. I’m saying where is the bulk of it? Why isn’t there a bulk of it?

There is more porn with balloons than ninja. Think about that!

And again I don’t mean anime. I mean porn. Real people doing things to each other for money on film. Midgets? Check. Ninja? not so much.

I don’t get it.

All right children. Question and answer time. I ask the questions! You give the answers! These are both going to be fairly sexual in nature so consider yourselves warned. Or don’t. Just close your eyes and drop your pants and everything will be just fine. You trust me, don’t you? What? No, that isn’t the sound of a rubber glove you just heard. Ignore it. Just focus on the questions.

Question One: How much would you charge if someone wanted to make a Real Doll of you? They wouldn’t be there when the casting was done but the doll would be a replica of you to the pore. Exactly, or as close as Real Dolls can get, like you in face and body. What would it take to get you to say yes to that?

Question Two: This question needs some back story! I heard a story today from a friend of mine about someone who masturbated in his office. He really couldn’t wait to get home or go to a bathroom and so he ended up pulling up the edge of his chair mat and jerking off against it. Now, as fucked up as that human is, he is not the question. The question is simple. What piece of office furniture would you fuck first, if you had to fuck one? Men? Women? Rubbing ff on a file cabinet? Going to town with your Red Swingline? Mouse up your ass? Dear lord don’t stick your dick in the shredder!

Giantess porn! A gigantic Japanese woman gives head to a guy. Or is that a normal Japanese woman gives head to a guy the size of an action figure? Either way! Includes Japanese pixelization action, and the odd effect of looking like she’s giving head to a 1/4 of a toothpick. And then it gets really strange when she starts to swallow him and you get fucked-up dentist-cam time.

And then… well… anyway. A link to Giant Japanese Woman Gives Head to a Tiny Man. Need I say “NSFW”? Well I just did.

I just described porn movies thusly: It isn’t sex. It’s freaky plastic robot people making cars, with sperm.

And was understood. I love my friends.

The other night I went to dinner with some friends. The food was good, the discussions amusing and so on. Then they gave me a gift. Porn of the Dead on DVD. Did I need hardcore zombie porn films in my life? No, not really. But still, this is my life. Sometimes people give me porn.

I’d say I’d review it but I don’t tend to watch porn by myself. So who knows. I never reviewed my last porn gift (Play Mate of the Apes) either. That one I eventually watched. Oh dear lord it was horrible and hysterical.

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Got email from Amazon today. Checked my mail on my phone first, you see, so I saw the subject line cut off. It said, “Save up to 70% on EVIL” and I was kinda excited. I got to a computer and found out they meant the movie named ‘EVIL’, on DVD. Not as good as wholesale evil.

Breaking Dustin Diamond porn news!

David Hans Schmidt who arranged the whole deal for Dustin Diamond’s porn to be sold, by Diamond, is apparently sick to hell of Dustin telling lies about how he made the tape years ago and for private use and how he tried to stop it from being sold and is now claiming that may not even be Screech’s cock! I declare PENISGATE!

Reposted from The Daily News gossip section:

Diamond has said the video was a private reel he’d made four years ago on a dare from some poker buddies. “We tried to stop it,” Diamond said recently on “The Dr. Keith Ablow Show.”

But Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who brokered the deal with Red Light District Video, says he’s tired of Diamond’s “charade” — and tired of getting dissed by him on TV.

“Dustin was in on this deal from the start,” Schmidt tells us. “He made this tape in a St. Louis hotel room with two girls last summer with the intention that I would sell it.”

Schmidt showed us what he vouches is Diamond’s signature on a contract dated Aug. 27, 2006. Attached is a cover letter on which Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, appears to have scribbled, “Let’s make some money!”

Schmidt suspects Diamond has been doubly deceptive.

“I have reason to believe that is not Dustin’s [manhood] in the movie,” says the agent.
“You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I’m going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public.”

Diamond’s girlfriend, Jennifer Misner, questions whether that’s really his signature on the
contract and claims Diamond gave in to Red Light because “there was no way to stop the tape once it hit the Internet.”

Misner, who isn’t on the tape, says she never would have let Diamond engage in his infamous “Dirty Sanchez” session with two women. But she’s adamant that Diamond didn’t use a stunt organ.

“That is all Dustin,” she says. “I would definitely know. I’m proud of my man.”

“Let him prove it,” counters Schmidt. “I want to produce the evidence. Let’s see if he measures up.”
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Will Dustin drop trou for Schmidt? Will Minser relent on the sanchez front? Will we ever stop snickering when someone says “manhood” in relation to Screech?

These are only some of the hard hitting questions that need to answered in the coming days and months. I will strive, but not very hard, to be your number one source for PENISGATE news.

PENISGATE! Because you need to know where Dustin Diamond’s cock has been. You deserve to know. You have a right to know.

From the desc:

Marcia, Jan, Cindy, Greg, Bobby and Peter are back in action with a wild XXX spoof starring porn superstar Hillary Scott. Facing financial difficulty, the Bradys pull together to raise money to save the family house when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a ‘figure model’ only to find out she’s about to star in a porn movie. Mayhem and wild times ensue as the extra money helps save the house and the Bradys live happily ever after. Your favorite TV show was never this dirty!

Staring: Hillary Scott, Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, Leah Luv, Lynn LeMay Jasmine Byrne, Veronique Vega, Paulina James, Ron Jeremy, Mike Horner, Kurt Lockwood, Benjamine Brat, James Deen, Tee Reel, Mikey Butders

Now this is supposed to be out in April 2007. Only a few months until… oh hell I don’t know. I just caught wind of this one and had to share. Because I am mostly amazed no one has done it before.

Brady Bunch porn. I wonder which of them plays Tiger.