Not much to say today, honestly. Kinda caught under the gun here and will be spending most of the next five days writing at speed. So for now, for the few who haven’t seen it, Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody. Henson Studios had a bit of fun. Enjoy.

A Twilight parody that actually made me laugh. Oh lord. And the very last second or two. So wrong and so right.

First off: Christian Dumais takes time away from writing awesome short stories and reviews Stays Crunchy in Milk at his site. Tomorrow there will be an interview.

He says “Stays Crunchy in Milk is one of the year’s best literary surprises.” See that? I’m a surprise and literary! Wait. What? Hmm. Does that mean I leapt out of a big cake made of Joyce? Who knows! But go read the review and then buy the book. It makes a great holiday gift.

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I have a friend who lives in a small town. I mean small. Like tiny. Like small small town. And I got this email, from said friend: “Did you know if you use the words “Egregious Civil Rights Violation” in a town board meeting, you’ll get a call from the town attorney that very night?”

My gut reaction was typed into my reply. I couldn’t stop myself: “Did he try to ban dancing? Do they do that in small towns? I’ve seen Foot Loose, I know how these things work!”

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More later.

So it seems in ‘97 DC comics and Nastle had a deal. A deal which produced this commercial featuring Hawkman shilling for Baby Ruth:

Two things for you today:

First, I want this t-shirt. It is from Japan and the only way I can find it is in an eBay auction where it is 45 bucks or so. But man who doesn’t want a Pedobear vs Ronald McDonald tshirt?

Yeah.

The second thing is all about Biff. As in Tanner. It seems that Tom Wilson, who played Biff, is a funny guy who does stand-up while singing little funny songs as often as not. Who knew! Here is Biff’s Question Song, which had me laughing quite a bit:

Charlie Chaplin in the Matrix. Originally, obviously done in Russian. Anyway. Enjoy the crazy.

Sometimes the SNL digital shorts get it right.

People doing things. Randomly. Oddly captivating.

For the few of you who haven’t seen this one yet: Christopher Walken performing Lady Gaga’s Poker Face:

I don’t play GTA at all but I would so watch this show and die laughing all the time: