What up, Shat?
So I got this new TV show…
The game show one? “Who Wants to be a Toupee Owner?”
No! It’s called…
Fuck off, Feldman. No. “Show me the Money”
Like the tom Cruise movie?
We recognize no affiliation with the movie “Jerry Maguire”, nor do we recognize any attempts at saying that we have taken, rightly or wrongly, a slogan from that movie instead of a normal use term.
Yeah. But, uhhh… totally like that fucking Cruise movie. With less Scientology.
That sucks! A Scientology game show would fucking rock!
HAhahaha yeah it would, wouldn’t it? “I’ll take ‘Things Xenon eats’ for a hundred.”
It is not a religion, or a scam, it is simply a basis of faith damn you, IRS.
What is… Scientology?
HAHAhahah! Christ those fuckers are freaky.
So anyway, your game show? Any good?
No. Wanna join my DVD club?
You, sir, have made selling out an art form.
Selling out? Fuck you. Earning some scratch. I do what I have to. I’m not ashamed of it.
No, you leave the being ashamed of you to the rest of us.
Thought so. Listen, Priceline will need someone to replace me…
Hot damn! Priceline ads bring all the wimmin!
Well they pay well!
Uhhh. Sure. Sure, Feldog. Sure.