What is it this time, Dustin?
You can go buy my porno now. Only $24.95! It’s a steal!
All right, first of all why would I want to see it, like, ever? At all? And secondly? $24.95? Are you mad? 1 night in Paris is $24.95, and shit that won an AVN for “Best overall marketing campaign” or some shit. You think you’re in the same league as a professional whore like Paris Hilton?
Not really, but it is put out by the same guys. I mean, check out the covers:
Still, why the fuck do you think I wanna see you have sex?
Don’t deny it. You wanna see me get down and funky.
If by “funky” you mean “Dirty Sanchez” you freak.
Yeah. I’m freaky, aw yeah!
Besides, if I wanted to see it I would just use this link here to download a lo-res version of it from Rapid Share.
Yeah, someone mailed me the link. So why would I pay to see you put the moves on, what was it, a wedding party?
Bachelorette, don’t ask. Anyway, make with the $24.95! I needs to pays for my house, remember?
Not this again.
I’ll sign it!