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Game of Heathers


I just realized that Heathers, yes the movie, fits really well into Game of Thrones. Yes, really. Think of it like this: You have Heather Lannister, Heather Baratheon, and Heather Greyjoy and then poor Veronica Stark. Meanwhile everyone is afraid of the new kid Slater Targaryen. Now, I haven’t read ahead or anything but I […]

Moves Like Carlton

My friend BriBri is a good guy. He’s just also… well, remember Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Carlton? Yeah. That’s Brian. He’s kinda gooftastic and awkward and got beat up by a little Swiss kid once and… I realized he needed a theme song. So I rewrote one into existance for him. MOVES LIKE CARLTON Just […]

Chell and the Holograms!

When Jerrica Benton needs help running Starlight Music she finds the aid she needs in the form of a computer left to her by her father. A computer that only wants to help: Reborn as the hard rocking, science experiment loving Chell, Jerrica uses her new-found abilities and Portal Gun to form a band. A […]

Se7en Hands of Fate

I had a startling, horrible, realization on the way to work today. Se7en is a remake of Manos: Hands of Fate. I know, right? Startled me, too. First of all, of course, the killer is the Master. He has his sins, or his wives if you will, that he needs to protect. He protects them […]

A blue box and armor.

It starts with a sound. A sound like a gasping wheezing whale trying to settle in for the night. A heavy sound that grounds itself and cements right into space and time. The sound defines a sense of place, a sense of shape, pulling them all together and huffing and puffing and blowing down reality […]