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A lot of people have been posting this, so here you go: Han Solo, P.I. for all you old Magnum fans:

“But we want more,” you tell me, “not just that one!” And so I oblige with:

MacGuyver/Star Wars

A-Team/Star Wars

CHiPs/Star Wars

A really good one, with clips from just about everything.

I wanna say how this has been a crazy week but I realize I only have crazy weeks now so it isn’t anything special, I suppose. I dunno. There are big things coming, huge ones possibly, and I can’t discuss any of them yet. So I sit here and think of things I want to say and share and reveal and instead I just do some work and move along.

But soon. I mean Crunchy comes out in less than 100 days That’s nuts. I mean that’s so soon and crazy and scary and exciting. Sheesh.

But if I focus on that I’ll really lose my mind. So instead I give you this:

(found via charmed1ofdoom)

So I typoed “Dukes” as “Dueks” and that took me right to:

Dalek Luke: EXTERMINATE BOSS HOGG! EXTERMINATE!

Dalek Bo: First we must prepare the transport!

Dalek Luke: The General Davros must be maintained in high order. So that it can EXTERMINATE!

Dalek Bo: Yes! Paint the Union Jack upon its roof! PAINT IT! PAINT! PAINT!

Dalek Luke: PAINT! PAINT! PAINT!

Dalek Jesse: You two must report to the energizing central unit to prepare for your mission. Dalek Daisy is making HOT CAKES.

Dalek Luke: HOT CAKES! HOT CAKES! HOT CAKES!

Dalek Bo: EXTERMINATE HOT CAKES! EXTERMINATE HOT CAKES!

Later, on the open road…

Dalek Luke: WOO. HOO.

Dalek Bo: Ye. Haw.

Dalek Luke: EXTERMINATE!

Dalek Bo: EXTERMINATE! Ye. Haw.

Dalek Luke: WOO. HOO.

Three videos for you to start the day off!

First – a techno LoTR moment. They’re Taking the Hobbits to Isengard:

And then we find out what happens if you replace the music to an old, loved, TV show and use something creepy. You get a sitcom about a child molester!

And to close things out I gotta ask why ALL movies weren’t made in the 80’s… I mean here is Shawshank with the ending done as if it were an 80’s film. This is magical.

Jem: All right, Lion Rockers, let’s go defeat those Robo-Misfits!

Kimber: Right on!

Aja: Let’s go!

Shana: Pink Lion is ready!

Aja: Uhm, I’m Pink Lion?

Raya: No, you’re already lead guitar. I’m Pink Lion.

Shana: Hello? I’m Pink Lion?

Kimber: Hey! I have the keytar, I pilot Pink Lion.

Jem: Guys, guys, Synergy gave me Pink Lion!

Synergy: Jem? Girls? The city is being destroyed, what’s the hold up?

Jem: Which of us gets to pilot Pink Lion?

Synergy: *sigh* I repainted them ALL pink to end this. You all get to pilot a Pink Lion.

Aja: Rock!

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Jem: All right, Holograms! Form up on me! It’s time Stormergazzi went down!

Shana: I hear she does that a l…

Aja: Shana!

Shana: Well, I heard it.

Raya: Come on! Let’s form JEMTRON!

Jem/Aja/Shana/Raya/Kimber: GO JEMTRON FORCE!

Jem: And I’ll form … the head!

Shana: Just like Storm…

Aja: SHANA!

Shana: Well, I heard it!

Jem: Enough chit-chat, Rockers! Let’s FORM BLAZING KEYTAR!

Kimber: Hells yes.

Aja: Why can’t we ever form other blazing weapons?

Shaan: I heard that after Pizzaz’ last date she has a blazing…

Aja: SHANA!

Shana: Well, I heard it!

Nic Cage’s Wicker Man = Beethoven’s Fifth = awesome.

(You know, to the tune of the Tiffany song?)

Dorma behave!
That’s what they say when Lions together.
And watch how you form.
They don’t understand,
And so we’re…

Forming just as fast as we can,
Making arms and legs and hands,
Trying to get away into the night,
And then you form the head, Keith,
And we form a blazing sword,
And then you say…

I think we’re alone Voltron now!
There doesn’t seem to be beasts around.
I think we’re alone Voltron now!
The roaring of lions is the only sound.