Oh come on!

No. Just… no. Look, people get to my site through all sorts of searches and some of them spark mental images you should be glad I don’t share. But just now, today, not long before I started typing this, someone got to my site by searching for “Sandworm fleshlight.”

And seriously, that shit… just… well, Lana?

Exactly! I mean yeah I’ve written before about the Fleshlight and their strangeness (the vampire thing and just the whole… and yeah, so you know they are strange and fucked up and all already) but this… this is a bridge too far.

Sandworm fleshlight.

Who the hell reads Dune and thinks “I’d like to stick my dick in a sandworm, boy oh boy!” Who? No, don’t raise your hand. No, you in the … put your damned hand down! Shut up! All of you shut up! AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!